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Evil genie forum game

Post by Torvallis! on Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:00 pm

Rules are simple: you're an evil genie granting the wish of the previous poster. After you grant it, you make a wish. Try not to subvert a wish in a way that's been done already. (Killing loved ones gets old quick)

Anyone need more of an explanation?

I'll start:

I wish I had a well-paying job

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Post by Horns on Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:11 pm

Granted, but I've got no idea why you'd want to spend your days paying wells. They really have no need for currency. They probably appreciate the gesture, though. Oh, and you're going to have to pay them out of your own money.

I wish that I didn't have to write exams.

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Post by Hugo on Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:21 pm

If you'd rather recite your exams orally, that's fine by me. Wish granted.

I wish that I could summon full bottles of Bailey's Irish Cream at-will.

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Post by Torvallis! on Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:30 pm

What did Will ever do to you? Why do you want to waste bottles of Bailey's at him? That's just going to create a sticky, smelly mess, nevermind the broken glass.

I wish I had a bag of unlimited flour

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Post by Horns on Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:22 pm

Granted, but the bag is sealed and impossible to open.

I wish that I was never tired.

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Post by Torvallis! on Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:28 am

Every vehicle you drive or operate will immediately lose any tires it has.

I wish I could afford good food

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Post by ValerieTheHuntress on Wed May 25, 2016 9:21 pm

Torvallis! wrote:Every vehicle you drive or operate will immediately lose any tires it has.

I wish I could afford good food

Good food granted! Just visit The Watering Hole!

Although I do wish this amnesia would go away so I could remember what trade goods I lost when I boot crashed ashore, in the lake nearest Holdfast.

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Post by Bikbun Ironbones on Thu May 26, 2016 11:00 am

"Wishing the amnesia away? Funny, that was your first wish too... Your second being to wish the amnesia back. Well, as you wish..."

I wish there were more hours in the day for sleeping Razz

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Post by Torvallis! on Thu May 26, 2016 12:54 pm

Well, all the people in the country with insomnia have been sent away to gulags now so that 14 hours of mandatory sleep could be instituted.

I hope you're happy.

I wish for a huge 40L bucket of ice cream

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Post by Malva on Fri May 27, 2016 7:14 am

You get cream that's just been frozen into one 40L icy block.

I want cake.

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Post by Borin Ironhammer on Fri May 27, 2016 8:17 am

You have now been locked in an aperture science testing facility. The robot lady said there will be cake.

I wish could have the day off.

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Post by Torvallis! on Fri May 27, 2016 8:19 am

Well of course you do, no one wants someone with explosive diarrhoea working behind the counter!

I wish this rulebook could write itself!

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Re: Evil genie forum game

Post by Bikbun Ironbones on Fri May 27, 2016 8:28 am





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Post by Herr Finsternis on Fri May 27, 2016 12:13 pm

Congratulations! You're now an inanimate object!

I wish i could do anything without consequence

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Post by Torvallis! on Fri May 27, 2016 12:28 pm

You are now capable of doing everything of no consequence! Anything that has a consequence, you are now unable to do . . . like breathing.

I wish Jake was no longer an inanimate object

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Post by Borin Ironhammer on Fri May 27, 2016 1:51 pm

Jake is now going around making puns again.

I wish money counted itself.

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Post by ValerieTheHuntress on Sat May 28, 2016 5:39 pm

money counting itself means this merchant makes quite a bit of money.

I honestly wish I understood how this whole flirting thing worked, because I sucked at humaning and socializing XD

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Post by Bikbun Ironbones on Sun May 29, 2016 11:11 am

Borin Ironhammer wrote:Jake is now going around making puns again.
Christian wins this thread. Everyone else can go home now XD

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Post by Lady Val on Mon May 30, 2016 6:37 pm

Aww dang it I came too late Razz

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