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RECALL NOTICE

Post by Vadim Ironstones on Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:55 pm

In hasty chicken-scratch writing, on a torn sheet of paper, a notice is posted. It reads as follows:



RECALL NOTICE

A BATCH OF MY POTIONS, LABELLED 'MEDICINAL OPIUM', HAVE DEMONSTRATED UNDESIRABLE SIDE-EFFECTS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

- SHORTNESS OF BREATH

- NUMBNESS IN THE EXTREMITIES
never mind, that's intentional

- DROWSINESS
also intentional, please ignore

- COUGHING

- DIARRHEA

- SWEATING BLOOD

- MINOR HEART FAILURE IN *SOME* SMALL ANIMALS

PLEASE RETURN ALL UNUSED DOSES TO VADIM FOR A FREE REPLACEMENT. ALSO YOUR EMPTY POTION VIALS. THEY AREN'T CHEAP

THANK YOU FOR KNOWING HOW TO READ,

- Dr. Vadim Ironstones, your friendly neighborhood apothecary (and smith, as soon as I find a hammer)
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