King of the Hill

[Zar/Herr]

Aaaaalllright! The rules for this game are simple:

one person starts controlling the hill and the next poster must find a way to take the hill for themselves or at least clear it but not necessarily take it.

Example:
Torvallis! Takes the hill and produces a wall of fire around it.

Asher aims carefully, shoots, and lands an arrow between Torvallis!' Eyes. The fire dissipates and she walks up.
Asher owns the hill. (*Torvallis!' Corpse is still there)

Herr sneaks up the hill behind Asher and stabs her through the heart. Herr rolls both corpses down the hill.
Herr owns the hill

Auron freaks the fuck out and savagely mauls Herr. Auron owns the hill.

Malva ties an explosive liquid to a flying turtle and throws a tasty treat up the hill at Auron, the flying explosive turtle hastily chases the treat and slams into Auron, blowing both of them, and the treat, into pieces. Malva walks up the hull. Malva owns the hill.

Marwel walks by and uses "Void destroys" on Malva. Malva disintegrates and Marwel leaves. The hill is clear.

Etc!

Rules:
1. No offensive, sexist, sexual or racist moves
2. No Ridiculously powerful moves, eg forcefield wall, Nuclear Missile, Chuck Norris... etc.
3. When you lose the hill, you just keep coming back. Please wait until someone takes the hill from whoever you lost it to before retaking the hill!
4. We CAN keep all actions as things that could happen IG but personally, i don't care.


I'll begin!

Herr sits upon the hill, gazing at the clouds. Herr owns the hill

[Bikbun Ironbones]

Angry flying dwarf skyrockets through the air and lands axe-first into Herr. Herr now stands for "here" and "there" which is where both parts of his corpse are.

Bikbun now controls the hill.

[Zar/Herr]

(no activity?! D: )
Herr, after somehow reconstructing himself, (idk, idgaf :p) walks up the hill to Bikbun, saying that his armour was damaged and asking if he could repair it while Herr "saves the hill for him".
Bikbun agrees and leaves with Herr's armour.

Herr owns the hill!

[Malva]

Malva kicks Herr in the face. Malva owns the hill.

[Rob (Cast)]

Redcap:
A Redcap strides up the hill and points at Malva. 'YOU! YOU took my salt tarts!' He runs her through and contented, owns the hill. :3

[Degren Brightforge]

Degren wanders up behind the red cap and plucks the cap off his head, throwing it into the sea."go and get it" he says. Degren owns the hill.

[Borin Ironhammer]

General Basilius walks up to Degren and hands him a letter notifying him that he has been sentenced to death in relation to lady Delaria's murder. Basilius then carries out the sentence. The Empire owns the hill.

[Zar/Herr]

Herr charges at General Basilius and impaled him with a flag pole which happens to have the confederate flag on it.

Technically, the confederacy owns the hill!

[Lady Val]

Lady Val rolls a log to the base of the hill and places a lovely doily on it. She then opens her purse and pulls out a bag of popped corn. She then sits on the log and sets the flag pole on fire.

The flag pole burns to the ground coating Basilius' body in ash. She then proceeds to begin eating the popped corn and waiting for the carnage to begin anew. In her bag there are several cards with scores ranging from 0 to 10 on them.

The hill is now clear and unclaimed. Val waits and watches.

[Bikbun Ironbones]

Bikbun notices the empty gill again, and - whilst looking around left and right - casually walks up to the top of the hill and plants a single potato. Then stands overly defiantly and happily.

Bikbun owns the hill!

[Rob (Cast)]

A sweet, cuddly wittle bunny hops up and gobbles up the potato. It now represents the potato and all it stands for. It looks up at Bikbun with wide, doeful eyes and wiggles its ADOWABLE WITTLE bunny ears.

The bunny stands in contention for hill ownership.

[Zar/Herr]

Herr arrives atop the hill with several carrots, the bunny flips it's shit and jumps into Herr's arms and eats the carrots.

Herr owns the rabbit, atop the hill.

[Bikbun Ironbones]

"Those eyes. Those Ears! Those- hey, did that fucking rabbit just eat mah potato?" exclaims Bikbun, watching it jump into Herr's lap.
He attempts to kick the rabbit off the Hill, but instead slips and falls down.

Herr owns the Rabbit; The Rabbit owns the Hill.

[Lady Val]

Val laughs wickedly as Bikbun tumbles down the hill to land at her feet. She pops another pooped corn into her mouth and waits to see if anyone else wants to claim Herr's rabbit.

[Darcy O'Donnell]

Darcy sneaks up the hill to corner the rabbit ... she takes out her hammer and throws it at it's head. Direct hit!
"Hi Lady Val. Would you like some rabbit?" Darcy says quietly as she comes up to stand next to her.

[Zar/Herr]

Herr is traumitized that his cute new pet was just murdered in his arms and cries

[Darcy O'Donnell]

Darcy hides behind Lady Val and proceeds to skin it. "No sense in wasting it..." she whispers. "It's only a rabbit. Hasn't he eaten them before?"

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