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Post by Horns on Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:11 pm

Granted, but I've got no idea why you'd want to spend your days paying wells. They really have no need for currency. They probably appreciate the gesture, though. Oh, and you're going to have to pay them out of your own money.

I wish that I didn't have to write exams.

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Post by Hugo on Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:21 pm

If you'd rather recite your exams orally, that's fine by me. Wish granted.

I wish that I could summon full bottles of Bailey's Irish Cream at-will.
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Post by Horns on Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:22 pm

Granted, but the bag is sealed and impossible to open.

I wish that I was never tired.

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Post by ValerieTheHuntress on Wed May 25, 2016 9:21 pm

Torvallis! wrote:Every vehicle you drive or operate will immediately lose any tires it has.

I wish I could afford good food

Good food granted! Just visit The Watering Hole!

Although I do wish this amnesia would go away so I could remember what trade goods I lost when I boot crashed ashore, in the lake nearest Holdfast.
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Post by Bikbun Ironbones on Thu May 26, 2016 11:00 am

"Wishing the amnesia away? Funny, that was your first wish too... Your second being to wish the amnesia back. Well, as you wish..."

I wish there were more hours in the day for sleeping Razz
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Post by Malva on Fri May 27, 2016 7:14 am

You get cream that's just been frozen into one 40L icy block.

I want cake.
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Post by Borin Ironhammer on Fri May 27, 2016 8:17 am

You have now been locked in an aperture science testing facility. The robot lady said there will be cake.

I wish could have the day off.

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Post by Bikbun Ironbones on Fri May 27, 2016 8:28 am





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I wish I required less food to survive on a normal day-to-day basis
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Post by Zar/Herr on Fri May 27, 2016 12:13 pm

Congratulations! You're now an inanimate object!

I wish i could do anything without consequence
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Post by Borin Ironhammer on Fri May 27, 2016 1:51 pm

Jake is now going around making puns again.

I wish money counted itself.

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Post by ValerieTheHuntress on Sat May 28, 2016 5:39 pm

money counting itself means this merchant makes quite a bit of money.

I honestly wish I understood how this whole flirting thing worked, because I sucked at humaning and socializing XD
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Post by Bikbun Ironbones on Sun May 29, 2016 11:11 am

Borin Ironhammer wrote:Jake is now going around making puns again.
Christian wins this thread. Everyone else can go home now XD
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Post by Lady Val on Mon May 30, 2016 6:37 pm

Aww dang it I came too late Razz
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