July 2017 memories

[Ivy]

I'd post mine but I'm going to bed, then Russia.

Post what you can recall, preferably the stuff you enjoyed but the stuff you were cranky about may suffice if necessary.

[Sage (Cast)]

First we high fived a fish lady, then I got sunburnt. Some other things happened too, probably.

[Timmean]

I think I'll do this in stints, because there's so much to remember!

Friday night:
-Something really funny was said while I was setting up the kitchen... but I don't remember what it was. Whoever else was in the kitchen at the time, jog my memmory!
-Game starts up, and the first thing I remember is Krond telling me to fuck off. I was stunned!
-A few minutes later, I get the cold shoulder from Grayfeared, Joy, Asher, and Keket too
-Wondering why everyone is mad at me, then both Jaya and myself getting the lightbulb moment at exactly the same time
-A period of confusion and mistrust towards our new chef
-Keeping my hands inside my cloak during the night yetti battle, so I could dig for mana without getting seen
-Getting taken down by a skeleton and having chunks of my back ripped out
-Finding Krond a few minutes later with half his torso ripped out
-Several of us trying to move Krond safely, only to have Hillary's bar maid (Helga?) throw him over her shoulder and walk off with his guts hanging out
-Having Asher say she'd rather die than be healed by Timmean Then healing her anyway, half our of concern, half out of spite
-Trying an untaint to make Gurok stop being angry, only to get a disgusted-looking head shake
-Getting cornered by hellions between the bunkhouse and the fire circle, and dying in the bushes just off the trail
-Can't say much about my Land of the Dead experience, but Malva and Chani would get along great
-Returning to life with two very specific memories.
-Learning that of the whole town, only Jaya and Amalfia took the time to look for me when I was missing...

[Timmean]

On to Saturday! (Daytime)

-Going down to the water circle, praying for several things, including for people to stop being mad at me...
-Before I even finish writing the prayer, Krond comes by and talks for a little bit, apologizing about the night before. That was fast!
-Hearing a scream from the woods, and finding Malva and Arden stuck to the ground in Asher & Bishop's camp
-Taking Jaya, Malva, Arden, and Sharon's unknown-name NPC up through the woods and talking about the rift and the magic seed to stabilize it
-Finding Lysander and his grandson in the woods on our way back to town
-Storming off to blend with the water circle as people keep impatiently demanding the Elemental Lords give them info on the rift
-Chatting with Lord Water, then washing dishes OOG and overhearing Bikbun's "bad language" in front of Purrsephone
-Lots of crazy visions of people dying and telling me off  
-Chatting with Pierre and Jaya in the woods, then walking in on Val and Keket praying at the Faerie circle to restore Gurok's tusks
-Encountering Purrsephone after the prayer, and hearing about how she had killed some of the dangerous creatures around the town. I commented that we shouldn't be letting children deal with our dangerous animal problem, only to have Purrsephone grapple me. After commenting "Alright, point taken," she did the cutest curtsy and announced "Fuck you." Timmean was stunned
-ALL the Elemental Lords coming to visit, for the second time ever! Quite a big day. The whole discussion on how to find the anchor points and create the links was cool
-On the other hand, Lord Fire's continual shouting was... well, not cool. But what can you expect from Lord Fire?
-Seeing Asher chosen as the new water champion, and learning that she had been training Datura. Timmean was so proud
-THE MERMAID! That was awesome, especially learning there was another kingdom so close by. Happy first day as champion, Asher!

[Joy Rosewood]

Friday
- Trying to unlock my box, trying for 10 minutes, gets fustrated, Damien comes over and does it one go :/
The box needs a rework. Nothing got stolen, thank Faerie.
- Fuck Timmean
- Night yetis attack; time to break out the medical supplies
- Trauma room: LARP edition happens
- Swig some booze from the cute barmaid (<3 Hilda)
- Get berated afterwards for being drunk while doing open heart surgery from Keket
- Visions

Saturday
- wake up; have brief OOG chat with Brian.
- Officially become a member of the Iron Brigade.
- Finally make some arrows with Bikbun.
- "Awareness 10" O.O
- Just so everyone knows, this half senile old coot has the equivalent of at least 5115 xp points. AT LEAST.
- Learning about the "net" from crazy old wizard man
- Hydraea the mermaid
- Shooting the giant spider with a bomb arrow
- "Get up; you've got a job to do, Joy!"
- Shooting the giant spider again and killing it
- Looting the giant spider
- The elemental lords. Lord of Fire, especially.
- Learning about tracking elemental points and tethering.
- New elemental champions.
- Doing the tracking for said points.
- Ejecting Pocket from the faerie circle.
- "I'm totally innocent" Yeah you are.
- Doing faerie circle prayers
- The sketchy Halflings
- Get "drunk"
- 30 rares
- vampires attack
- Flee into the woods with Grayfeard

Sunday
- wake up early; do dishes for 2 and a half hours
- Cal the merchant; making the inn nice and comfy for him
- The monks
- a short talk with Bikbun about handcuffs
- the trial, a discussion on the laws, justice
- animosity between Hugo and the knights. Uh oh.

[Degren Brightforge]

Friday
- The hectic battle of friday.
- Working on refining some Order of Iron stuff.
- Meeting new people and deciding to call The Father "Padre"
- Fighting until the wee hours of the morning.
- Getting the blessing of not one but TWO bards. Plus 10 damage for then next 15 minutes? Yes Ma'am, may I have some more of that?
- Talking to Sharon OOG when Jake suddenly pops out of the forest to tell us about a florescent tree (Suspicious, Jake.)

Saturday
- Waking up after only 2 hours of sleep, gearing up, and hunting for Egg mogs
- Realizing most of the mods are gone, and Leather armor really doesnt do well with extreme heat.
- Return to camp to find food cooked and my clothes soaked through with sweat.
- Swimming. Glorious Swimming.
- Pocket. Holy crap, I loved that little bastard. Conflicted about his trial, because he really hadn't DONE anything--- Yet.
- Hearing that Herr was being kept for trial. Refusing to believe he could have done anything.
- Storming into the Inn to find him tied up next to Pocket, then pulling him away to sit next to me.
- Asking him, honestly, if he could have done such a thing.
- His response: " No, I did it. It was me. I stole those things. Yep. Will this hurt my standing in the Brigade?" My response: " You should probably go sit back over there..."
- The Trial of Pocket.
- The punishment of Pocket, where Datura (Ye Fuckwad) attacked both the UNARMED prisoner and the new commissioner.
- Being horrified and pulling him away back to camp and screaming at him for 20 minutes.
- Making an agreement with Hugo to handle his punishment in our own way.
- Confrontation with Ardin.
- the Whole Knight camp taking a "nap" and getting sick, then not waking up until 9 Am the next morning.

Sunday
- The Trial of Datura.
- Losing my patience with Hugo during the Trial.
- MISTRIAL.
- Rage that I hadn't been sent for for the Council Meetings.
- Finally setting up the new laws and agreeing to have them written down and posted on the Inn wall.
- Speaking with the Council about serious matters and being attacked by a sleep turtle.
- Killing the first turtle, only to be snuck up upon by a second.
- Bartering herbs and Ore with the trader.
- Making arrangements to protect the town's Funds.

[Jaya]

SO MANY sorry for the incoming wall of text.

Friday:

OOG:
-LARP convoy
-ALL ABORD THE HYPE TRAIN WOOO!
-Getting to site Natasha: “Oh that’s so pretty” looking towards the lake. I can’t see due to stuff so I ask what’s so pretty? Pepper answers “Weeds growing in the water”
-I know I was there for whatever was said in the Inn before game but sorry Travis I also forget! All I remember was me saying it was going in my memories and it was my second OOG memory since we got to site.

IG:
-Chatting with Timmean in the inn shortly after game started then Krond comes over catching up with me then just tells Timmean to fuck off and we were just like o.O
-Other people hating on Timmean, what’s going on here?
-Myself and Timmean getting the same idea at the same time about what’s going on.
-Fighting the night yeti! It was terrifying for Jaya to not move or be able to help, I literally was crying as one got in my face while trying not to move.
-Using some of my enchantments from Lord Fire to help defeat the night yeti and feeling useful in combat yay!
-Meeting Hilda! Best barmaid! The rp of just getting distracted by everything she did was great. --My favorite was when Timmean and I were fixing up Asher and Hilda was distracting me from helping til Timmean scolded me.
-Asher being all “I’d rather die than be healed by Timmean” when I asked him to help me heal her then Timmean healing her out of pure spite.  
-Keket and basically every other medic working on Krond’s massive wounds.
-Spending what seemed to be forever looking for Timmean with Innogen when he went missing and not knowing if a monster or one of the people who suddenly hated him got him.
-The heartbreak when I found out he died and feeling so sad that I wasn’t able to help.
-The fire at the forge/fire circle that RP was great
-“I can’t keep it in anymore….Gurok… WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?”
-Someone: “Unicorns aren’t green….She (gurok )is totally a horned toad”   Jaya: “A horny toad….” *Smirk*
-The RP with Timmean later that night in the inn.

Saturday:

-Going for a long walk through the woods in the morning looking for gathers.
-Going again with Malva and Ardin to show them somethings I found.
-Finding Malva and Ardin stuck in glue at the Fairchild camp and Krond coming to the rescue.
-Talking to Timmean and Pierre in the woods
-Lysander was an experience…..Francis seemed nice though.
-“Awareness 10”….wut o.O
-Praying to Lord Fire about the rift and info on what Lysander was talking about.
-Coming across and then being a part of the prayer to Faerie to fic Gurok’s horns.
-After the prayer Timmean talking about how Purrsephone should not be fighting monsters and stuff then her just grappling him and with the cutest curtsy then saying "Fuck you.” In the most polite way.  
-The “purification ritual” a.k.a making an easy rock off  Hodrick.
-Going into the woods and chatting with Timmean, Joy, Ardin, Malva and, Sharon's nameless NPC about the rift.
-Hearing all the elemental lords were coming, lord fire answered my prayer!
-Lord Fire arriving and naming me Fire Champion! He praised me up in front of the whole town AND THE OTHER LORDS! What an honor!
-Asher is water champion, that’s cool
-Leaning about the elemental points and tethering
-Finding the first elemental point! And throughout the day all the others. It’s totally a contest you know.
-THE MERMAID OMG THE MERMAID
-OMG THE GIANT SPIDER IS BACK
-Trying to give Krond an antidote but then losing it in my bag and having to yell at Timmean to untaint him. I did find it and actually used it so that was useful.
-They killed the giant spider! I kinda helped….kinda.
-Watching Malva and Joy dissect the giant spider then burning it after and creating the purple poisonous gas. RUN BACK TO THE INN
-Watching out the window as Pocket ran though the poisonous gas with anticipation for what was going to happen to him.
-Meeting Marwell for the first time it was awesome and terrifying. We had a moment. Marwell: “Timmean is an idiot.” Me: “Yes he is” (<3 you Timmean) not getting completely rejected was nice and I came back with all my limbs unharmed, a success in my mind.
-The vampires who came in that night and just being like NOPE blending with air now BYEEEE.
DOLLFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Asher blowing herself and Gilmore up trying to take out Dollface


Sunday
- Ethel returns!
- Dragging Bikbun outside by the ear to scold him for teaching Purrsephone a bad word.
- Faerie bowling with Purrsephone, Althea and Timmean
- Teaching Althea some manners.

OOG:

Robins
Sharons bday party
Sharon's reaction to her cake!

[Jaya]

Also

Saturday:

Getting caught at the Fairchild camp by the lizardman while Asher never had her weapons. I'd be done for if Pocket never showed up!

Helping Krond get into his armor while talking girls with Flora at the Knights camp

[Malva]

Friday (All Taka):
-Taka actually learning people's names
-Sudden clarity-ing the wisps with Hugo and together having enough strength to pull Krond back to the inn

Saturday:
As Malva:
-Every herbalist I spoke to thinking the floras were picked over because they couldn't find many (after talking to Rob, we legitimately just missed a lot of them)
-Talking OOG, helping with Gerald, until someone (Keket?) comes in looking for a medic because Timmean's arm is broken, and I just drop everything and storm out the door to find Timmean writhing on the ground. "Was it Marwel?" "Yeah" "Of course it was." And then being even less sympathetic after learning he went there voluntarily just to let her eat him.
-Bikbun: "Medic 0: Do you need leeches?"
Micheal: "No."
Bikbun: "Medic 0: Are you sure?"
-Bonfire!
-Erika freaking out both IG and OOG about Dollface

As Taka:
-Mermaid! High-five!
-Suspecting Pocket as a thief immediately, but not doing anything because I had no proof
-Trying to get Pocket out of the faerie circle
-The rat and spider birthday party. When it happened I was pretty sure they were going to lead us into certain death, but after game I found it what it was really celebrating and IT'S SO CUTE
-Helping with the giant spider; most notably when it essentially tried to impale itself on my shurikens to get to me; JUST. KEEP. CALLING. DAMAGE.

Sunday (All Malva):
-BUY ALL THE RECIPES!!!... okay well at least a couple
-Laws?!
-People saying newcomers try to murder us, etc. when there are at least 6 peaceful newcomers/visitors sitting in the room

[Ardin Gallagher]

Not all of me made it home in one piece, but hot diggity darn was that an experience to remember!

Friday:
~Praying to Lord Earth, trying to understand the unsettling energies in the air.
~Meeting Michael and Father Francis. Another book mage yay!
~Night Yeti shenanigans and getting mauled before realizing they could only perceive movement.
~Try and lure the yetis away while others tend to the fallen, not sure how well that went afterwards.
~What’s that in the bushes? Spooky scary skeletons!
~Going into the inn to see Krond missing most of his torso from skeletons.
~Down at the forge, getting armour repaired. Getting ambushed by magic Hellions on the way.
~Hear there are wisps, head back up towards the inn. Turn around for a moment to OOG see Timmean stand up and head back to the inn, dead.
~OOG sadness for not seeing him.
~Wisp appeared from around my shield for a split second, entranced.
~Knights saving my life mere meters from the water.
~Find out it was my armour that had lead them to me. Thank the Brothers for negative stealth.
~Be on the lookout for others entranced.
~Gurok the uniorc.

Saturday:
~More praying and study of the earth circle.
~Looking for gathers, none to be found. How odd.
~Earth circle with Degren and Val, Lord Earth telling Degren they’ll be visiting to answer our questions later that day.
~More gather-hunting.
~Malva: “Oh look… actually wait nevermind, you’re crazy enough to actually open it.”
Ardin: “Cause I’m-“ *Looks at egg mod* “Ohh, hello there.”
~Malva getting far away from me to make sure she doesn’t get affected.
~20’ radius glue bomb! Haha, you shan’t get away from my bull-headedness today, Malva!
~Loving Rob’s description of a creeper <3
~Stuck at the Fairchild camp for an hour, covered in a green sludge glue. Lovely.
~Timmean coming up and trying to unstick us with a stick. Good luck.
~Krond coming up and ripping us free as if it were nothing.
~Rift talk with the curious amnesiac and gang.
~Lysander’s awareness 10 insanity.
~Hearing and helping non-father Francis with rift discussions.
~Down at the forge with Bikbun, hearing a chanting “Burn. Burn! BUUURRRNNN!!!”
~Hmm… Fire circle, burn… THE LORDS!
~Rushing to the earth circle, to see the Lords are already in the field.
~Waiting on Lord Fire.
~Still waiting…
~Listening to explanations of what’s happening rift-wise, and being appointed earth apprentice!
~Everything about Scout Hydrea.
~Mermaid high-five!
~20 metal bypass, yes now.
~Jaya running off to find all the points even though finding them slowly over time is our only defense against turbo-Hellions.
~Finding an Earth node with Taka.
~Fire marshall at forge while Bikbun grabs water.
~Will’s spider around the forge.
~Will’s spider. The rest of this story shall remain buried.
~Bikbun’s face after coming back and seeing what had happened with Wil’s spider.
~Spiders attack at the knight’s camp. Fending off the smaller ones, get downed.
~Medics stabilizing me, then dragging me from the field into the knights camp still unconscious.
~Hear scuttling, crack open an eye to make sure it isn’t Will’s spider.
~Huge fast poison spider. A step in the right direction at least.
~Cocooned by the spider as it starts dragging me away. People to the rescue!
~Heading up to help people, making sure I have an antidote on hand.
~Spiders are gone.
~Pocket and Herr’s shenanigans and trial.
~LIZARDFOLK ATTACK! With poison gas clouds.
~Seeing Rob’s lizardfolk in the armour, so great.
~Walking in on Timmean being stuck to a watermelon.
~Down at the forge, finally getting a new helmet.
~Timmean coming back to the inn with a broken arm from Marwal.
~Bikbun: “Medic 0 do you need leeches?” “NO!” “Medic 0 are you sure?”
~The halfling family spiking drinks.
~Gurok almost blowing our cover.
~Keket making a… deal?
~Vampires entrancing by mere voice.
~Being happy that when I run, between the chainmail on the helmet and scale armour I literally can’t hear anything else, such as vampire voices.
~Being trapped on the balcony with 2 vampires closing in, decide to run up the benches and jump off.
~Jump. Turn. Land. Twist. Stumble. Fall.
~Goodbye ankle, it was nice knowing you.
~OOG medical emergency stopping game. Sorry guys.
~Watching the vampire mod OOG.

Sunday:
~Waking up to find my ankle’s still nowhere to be found.
~Father Francis finding me in the woods and whipping up some makeshift crutches for me.
~Using dollface’s child crutches.
~Datura’s trial.
~Degren saltier than jiggs dinner.
~Praying at the earth circle. Good lord it’s a long ways out when you don’t have a leg to stand on.

Post-Game:
~Pizza time!
~Jaya I think?: ”Did you just eat a whole large pizza?” Me with the last slice in my hand: “Not yet.”
~Talking about game on the way home.
~Sharon’s face when cake.
~Sharon’s face when marbled cake.

[Degren Brightforge]

Hot damn, I like that "Saltier than Jiggs dinner"

[Krond Thuliaga]

Another fun LARP event! And lots of close calls if I remember correctly. Speaking of remembering, here I go:

FRIDAY

OOG:
~Made it to site early, so I set up the knight's camp as much as I could with what I had so the guys didnt hafta set up so much later on.
~After a while Colin and Erika showed up! I helped bring a couple things up to their camp site and then proceeded to play soccer and frisbee with them.
~Continually losing the frisbee in the trees. It was TOO aerodynamic.
~Brian and Helen show up, FLY REPELLANT PLEASE!
~The knight's and I do our traditional "epic walk to the inn".
~The pep talk in the cast cabin . . . I didnt like what was said

IG:

~First person I talk to is Jaya. That was nice, until Timmean showed up. "Fuck off Timmean" (I'm so sorry please dont hate me).
~Krond just walking around the town doing checks and a casual "how are you?"
~Walks out of the bunk house and sees a sheepy thingy, thinking "thats probably a baddie". So I proceed to call the combatants over.
~Alright, first combat of the night. LET'S WRECK SOME . . . And Krond has a vision and is paralyzed, immobilizing him . . . Fuck.
~Hugo and Pierre protecting me while I was paralyzed from the vision.
~Finally get unparalyzed and Auron tells me they can't see me if I don't move. Good. Goooood.
~After much standing around and sneakily walking up towards the critters, we finally take them down.
~Skeletons(?) are here . . . Great. I can't damage them. Proceed to act as bait so people who can hurt it can kill it.
~Sharon grapple 10ed me, then pinned me, then proceeded to rip apart my torso until there was nothing left. Noooooo. She ripped off both pecs and the majority of my abdomine. Proceed to bleed out and die.
~Everyone finds Sharon eating me, then takes her out. But the damage is too much.
~Everyone tries to carry me to the inn, only to be picked up single handedly by Helga (Hilary) and brings me to the inn . . . Matt held my organs in while this happened.
~Begin the hour and a half long surgery to repair my body. Keket, Joy, and Rebeka (sorry cant remember your characters name) work tirelessly to revive Krond.
~Krond lives!! Thanks guys!! Why does my body feel weird?
~Stayed up a little late and chattin with the knights, Asher, Hugo, Innogen, and Geralt.

SATURDAY

~Sharon tells me I dont hafta hate Timmean anymore. Yay!
~Oh look, theres Timmean by the water circle. "Sorry about how I acted last night ol' Buddy".
~Degrin and I went swimming to cleanse ourselves of the sweat.
~Timmean asked for assistance cause apparently Malva and Ardin got stuck in goey slime and can't get out. I got your assistance right here dude *runs and grabs cloak*
~Found both of them stuck to the ground. Gimme a sec, "descibed scene: with my exceptional strength I pull you from the goo", now lets go have breakfast :3 I love this cloak.
~Mana sheep!
~Talia's first training session as a member of the Iron Brigade. Girl learns fast
~Sparring match with Grey.
~A lot of just walking around and chattin.
~We got a visit from ALL 4 ELEMENTAL LORDS!!!! Super awesome.
~The Lords tell us the circles are ready and that we need to find and connect certain elemental tether links in order to create a "net" of sorts that will hopefully stop the rift from being a problem.
~Lord Earth says, "you'll need a tracker to find the tether spots". Finally my tracker skill gets put to use. *stares at Michael* and you said not to take it :3
~Asher gets Water Champion! Good job gurl!
~Auron is officially Air Champion! #powercouple
~I got a blessing from both Lord Earth and Lord Air !!!!!!! Toughness 5 for 24 hours and Protection from a nasty earth spell.
~We decide to split up into teams to find these tether spots. I join team Air with Auron and Hugo and we managed to find ALL the Air points in an hour. Nicely done team.
~HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP THE GIANT HAIRY SPIDER FROM HELL HAS RETURNED. AND HE SEEKS BLOOD! *proceed to rage*
~Grey gave me a buff making my sword swing for 17. Time to fuck up a spider.
~*proceeds to just lay into this spider over and over and over again, hitting it for 17 each time . . . And it still would not die. How much HP does this thing have?!?!
~Got fast poisoned 3 times, luckily water mages and an antidote were on standby.
~Spider finally dies. Rejoice.
~Pocket comes into town. Little did we know what a shit disturber he'd be. (Colin, you had my player vote for that performance dude)
~More lizardman attack! Lets fuck 'em up troops!
~Lizardmen go down. Brilliant fight, loved it
~Degrin made me new armor! Yay!
~Some things come into town and when they touch you they make you happy and dance. Oh well, could be much worse *proceeds to dad dance my way up to the inn*
~Soon discover that shit has gone missing. *immediate suspicion of pocket*
~Pocket hides in the Faerie circle and will not come out. *suspicion grows*
~Using my tracker skills again to try and find the equipment that was stashed away. Twice I got to use it in one day Using that skill to find shit with Rob (cast) was actually one of my favourite parts this weekend.
~Finally figured out how to get Pocket out of the circle to face his crimes of theft.
~Pocket is questioned and pleeds guilty along with Herr. The plot thickens.
~Pocket is bound to the bridge. Time for a nap.
~Halfway through nap I hear Degrin shouting his lungs out at Datura . . . God damnit, fucker did something stupid didnt he?
~WTF!?!? HE ATTACKED POCKET AND HUGO!?!?
~Welp, your fucked Datura. Trial is tomorrow.
~Asher, Degrin, and Myself go swimming for anout 20 mins. That was a lot of fun and the water was great
~Time to armor up for what should be a normal, fight filled Saturday night.
~Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the knights are out of commission. What happened dudes!? Thats most of our fighting force gone.
~Vampires show up, and are unexpectedly polite about drinking our blood. After a while they leave and move on.
~Taking care of Michael and George as they lay sick in a tent. I got your backs guys.
~Hope and Ryan come back.
~Since we're sure the night is done we decide to make a bonfire and have IG talk by the fire circle.
~On our way across the field, I notice a small silhouette of what i think is a person.
~NOPE ITS ROB IN A HORRIFYING DOLLFACE COSTUME!! FUCK THAT SHIT SO HARD! THAT THING WAS TERRIFYING! Yet so fun to fight against.
~Asher and Innogen being absolutely terrified IG and OOG of this thing and its random sporadic movements. Hehehehehehehe.
~Finally take it down, that only took forever.
~Fires and marshmellows for hours. Twas great.

SUNDAY

~Wake up, armor up, and go to Datura's trial. This ought to be good.
~Lot of shit was said, and I got to see Holdfast really get political. Dayum guys.
~MISTRIAL!?
~Well that happened >_>
~Game called.

OOG

~Clean up time.
~Danika and her hoola hoops. Always fun to watch
~Talking to people about Fury and why I hit so hard.
~Time for Robins! Ohnthis is much needed.
~Singing happy Birthday to Erika with a bunch of other dudes in harmony :3 Happy Birthday Erika!
~Leave Robins early cause we tired.
~Sharons surprise party at Matt's house, and singing with the guys on rockband.

Twas a good game everyone. I cannot wait until next game. Laterdayz.

[Ivy]

Posting what I remember from Epoch on the Rock: OOG medical hell edition.

Car ride:
- Driving out with Dave and Michael for their first game. BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
- Something something access to the ass something something funny.

Friday nite:
- Coming into town with Taka completely by accident, and realising we have a lot in common
-Forgetting that night yetis can only see movement, and thinking that they must be paralyzing everyone. Nope, only krond was actually paralyzed.
-Empathic healing when I could. It's nice to be useful for a change.
-playing 20 questions in the woods with Greyfeared once the wisps turned up.
-in the field with Taka and Krond, when a wisp turns up. Pulling a sudden clarity never felt so good. Dragging an entranced Krond back to the inn by memory was an added bonus.

I guess I spent a lot of friday babysitting Krond then.

Saturday, where things never go well:

-Walking along the edge of the forest until suddenly "Hey Hugo, the council has appointed you commissioner of the Sherrifs office." -_- Thanks I guess.
-Nailing down what the laws of holdfast should be was fun and straightforward. No one disagreeing about sensible law and punishment is always good.
-The return of Green Arrow the Lizard folk archer. MUHAHAHAHAHAH
-I love casting that darn lizard. Smash and grab Lizard Folk raids are the best.
-The return of the Camel Spider (look it up the name fits). Can I take Physical Intolerance: Spiders as a disadvantage please?
-Pocket and his bullshit. Getting to test out the legal system for the first time.
-Talking with the halflings about how instead of executing pocket, we're "executing his time and patience".
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH (You know what goes here)
-Wanting to let the Knights handle Datura's bullshit extrajudicially, but being stopped by the eternally-lawful Sherrif Gallagher. Thanks Ardin...
*OOG medical hell begins here*
Vampires show up. They're pretty chill, but Hugo doesn't consent to this kind of life-giving and does the Hugo thing (runs off and hides in the woods)
*OOG medical hell isn't over yet*
-This is where things get fuzzy, but I'm definitely not Empathicly healing Timmean's arm.
-The doll face encounter and camp fire.

Sunday:
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (I hate my job already)
- I just want people to stop killing capriciously dammit. Is that too much to ask?

After game:
-Car roof and chill
*Medical hell never ends*
-hearing all about Dave's and Michael's first game on the car ride home. Don't forget about you mulligans lads.

[Lady Val]

Event Memories!

As Hilda the Barmaid
- Running around as Hilda the Barmaid
- Throwing hellions out of the inn
- Lifting Krond up "like a sack of potatoes" and dragging his Innards across the field with Hassan freaking out behind me
- Getting to watch Krond's surgery and cleaning up the blood and accidentally intoxicating Joy
- Wil-o-wisps!
- Fleshing out Hilda's backstory and bringing mead to everyone

As Lady Val
- Helping decide new laws
- Lysander's return
- OMFG the Lords are here!
- General day to day Val things
- Telling Jaya we want her to be Marwell's student
- Helping to catch Pocket
- Pocket's trial (oh Herr, you scamp!)
- Datura's trial
- Warning everyone about my parents and freaking out because they were coming
- Val/Bikbun becoming cannon

As Hydrea the Mermaid
- Getting to use my tail IG!!!
- Having to make up her backstory on the spot
- Surprise guys, there's a Mermaid Kingdom!
- "What is a 'best friend'?"
- Making high five a thing
- Shooting for 20 metal
- Cannot wait for something else to come in :3

As Flora
- I MISSED THE CUTE MAID *cries forever*
- Talking with Jaya, Keket, Amalthea, and Gurok about medic abilities
- Talking to Keket about her "deal" with the halflings
- Everyone disappearing when the Vampires come
- Helene's Vampire: "What would you give up to save your friends?" Flora: "I don't like these people THAT much."
- Healing everyone and creating a revolving buffet for the Vampires

As Hilary
- Doing actual medicine and trying to triage OOG people as best as I can
- More driving into town with Gerald (this seems to happen every game now )
- Singing Happy Birthday to Erika
- Sharon's PARTY

Cannot wait for next game!

[Timmean]

Okay, you know it's been a busy month when you're posting your memories the week of the next game. Anyway...

Saturday night:
-Yssildan's negotiations
-Getting cornered in the inn and drinking an intoxicate. Then having Bikbun talk me into untainting myself. "Y'know, Timmean, I've always wanted to see someone use the Untaint spell. Could you demonstrate?" (But with so much more fluff)
-Pretending to be passed out drunk for an hour or something so I wouldn't wind up intoxicated again.
-We now return Timmean to his regularly-scheduled beating
-Being in the middle of arm surgery when everyone got called out of the inn by the vampires. As the fighting spills out into the field, I just OOG ask "Um, can I go back inside?"
-Half-sleeping through the rest of the evening because vampires kept interrupting my surgery.

Sunday morning:
-Waking up as Timmean with my arm STILL BROKEN, after being knocked out for surgery and briefly awoken by one of the vampires
-Getting my arm amputated Because at that point, it would've been turning black.
-Seeing Val and thankfully getting my arm regrown
-Politics, and meetings, and laws, and politics.
-Elven lawn bowling! Which I got pulled away from because politics.
-Letters! Not saying any more than that.
-"Most of the people who come into town just try to kill us" <- Said while there are like 8 visitors in the room

I'm sure there's a ton more, but it's been so long I've forgotten a lot of specifics

[Timmean]

Oh, and how could I forget:

-Mentioning Bikbun's bad language to Lady Val, while knowingly within earshot of Duchess Ethel

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